Dating jokes that are clean
Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A: A-Dell Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware? Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Q: What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks? You go on ahead and I'll hang around Q: What washes up on very small beaches? Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
A: A Bed Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
A: Cool Music Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?